when u try to tell ur friends a pun
"Anna, you can’t marry someone you just met."
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I don’t understand. She looks like a goddess. Obviously she isn’t of this world.
30 minutes is a long time to wait, but what you could do instead of acting like a four year old is:
1. Consider why it is taking so long. They are probably busy and trying to get to you as soon as possible.
2. If you don’t want to wait any longer, go somewhere else.
3. If they’re clearly just dicking around and ignoring you (which is really highly unlikely) actually confront them verbally, or again, just go somewhere else.
What fucking adult writes on a table with ketchup?
when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande
"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
landscapes are so hard ughhhhh U__U
when someone asks if they can borrow your laptop for a second